December 2011
“He spent a million dollars on a campaign to legalize tomatoes. Which I assume...”
– Bob Odenkirk - Mr. Show (via apirateslifeformeh)
cosmo tip #118
expertcosmotips:
if your man love disney channel shows, sneak into the whitehouse and and have a sexy, steamy, sensual cory in the house role-play together. it will drive him mad with lust!
Prunelle: She walks in Beauty like the Night →
prunelle:
She walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that’s best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes: Thus mellowed to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies. One shade the more, one ray the less, Had half impaired the nameless…
“Different though the sexes are, they inter-mix. In every human being a...”
– Virginia Woolf (via prunelle)
“Her cry was the saddest sound of orgasm that I had ever heard.”
– Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via prunelle)
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